Joke Videos
Joke Videos
Insanity
So, you’re saying it’s ok. Insanity,
is a side-effect of tax law.
Accounting Classes
I tried taking a course on ethics
for my CPE credits, but
everything contridicted what I
learned in my accounting
classes.
Feelings
So, you’re saying that I should
own my feelings… but my
accountant said that it would be
smarter if I lease them.
Password
Man, I need a new password for
my computer that no one would
guess…I got it! I-love-taxes
. Haha!
Counting Beans
1…2…3…5…18…42…203…What?
560…800…
Tax Loophole
I don’t want to brag or nothing,
but I got a tax loophole named
after me.
4K TV
I bought a brand new 84”, 4K TV
this year, and I even wrote it off
on my taxes. What? My
accountant said I needed to look
at the bigger picture of things.
An Accountant’s Glass
Well you know pessimists, they
see the glass as half empty. And
optimists, see it as half full. But
accountants… they see it being
twice as big as it needs to be.
Steve, the GROCO Accounting Joker
Steve, the GROCO Accounting Joke Teller
Steve, the GROCO Accounting Joker
Steve, the GROCO Accounting Joke Teller
Educational Tax Loss
So if I can’t find a job, does that
mean that I can count my
education as a tax loss?
Monster Under The Bed to IRS
When the economy went down,
it affected me really badly. It got
so bad that the monster under
my bed had to go and get a new
job. I was relieved at first and I
started sleeping better, until he
visited me at work a couple
months later as an IRS auditor.
And then the nightmares started
all over again.
Tablets vs. Phone Books
With smart phones and tablets
becoming more prevalent in
society, accountants are left
without a hobby. I mean, how
are they supposed to add phone
books now?
We hope you found these Joke Videos entertaining. If you have questions or need expert tax or family office advice that’s refreshingly objective (we never sell investments), please contact us or visit our Family office page or our website at www.GROCO.com. Unfortunately, we no longer give advice to other tax professionals gratis.
To receive our free newsletter, contact us here.
Subscribe to our YouTube Channel for more updates.
Alan Olsen, is the Host of the American Dreams Show and the Managing Partner of GROCO.com. GROCO is a premier family office and tax advisory firm located in the San Francisco Bay area serving clients all over the world.
Alan L. Olsen, CPA, Wikipedia Bio
GROCO.com is a proud sponsor of The American Dreams Show.
The American Dreams show was the brainchild of Alan Olsen, CPA, MBA. It was originally created to fill a specific need; often inexperienced entrepreneurs lacked basic information about raising capital and how to successfully start a business.
Alan sincerely wanted to respond to the many requests from aspiring entrepreneurs asking for the information and introductions they needed. But he had to find a way to help in which his venture capital clients and friends would not mind.
The American Dreams show became the solution, first as a radio show and now with YouTube videos as well. Always respectful of interview guest’s time, he’s able to give access to individuals information and inspiration previously inaccessible to the first-time entrepreneurs who need it most.
They can listen to venture capitalists and successful business people explain first-hand, how they got to where they are, how to start a company, how to overcome challenges, how they see the future evolving, opportunities, work-life balance and so much more..
American Dreams discusses many topics from some of the world’s most successful individuals about their secrets to life’s success. Topics from guest have included:
Creating purpose in life / Building a foundation for their life / Solving problems / Finding fulfillment through philanthropy and service / Becoming self-reliant / Enhancing effective leadership / Balancing family and work…
MyPaths.com (Also sponsored by GROCO) provides free access to content and world-class entrepreneurs, influencers and thought leaders’ personal success stories. To help you find your path in life to true, sustainable success & happiness. It’s mission statement:
In an increasingly complex and difficult world, we hope to help you find your personal path in life and build a strong foundation by learning how others found success and happiness. True and sustainable success and happiness are different for each one of us but possible, often despite significant challenges.
Our mission at MyPaths.com is to provide resources and firsthand accounts of how others found their paths in life, so you can do the same.
70% Qualify for Free 1040 Software
70% Qualify for Free 1040 Software People with an income up to almost $50,000 will get free access to tax return preparation software, the Internal Revenue Service said Tuesday. That means 70 percent of taxpayers can prepare their taxes for free using software available through the IRS Web site — www.irs.gov Still, that is fewer…
Wealthy Should Prepare for Audits by Keeping Organized Records
Wealthy Should Prepare for Audits by Keeping Organized Records Expensive art collections, investment hobbies and offshore bank accounts may raise red flags when it comes to IRS audits. In 2011, the Internal Revenue Service audited 29.93% of taxpayers who reported more than $10 million of annual income [1]. This percentage increased by 18.38% from 2010.…
What Separates Ultra Rich From Everyone Else?
What Separates Ultra Rich From Everyone Else? By Alan Olsen There’s an old cliché in the sporting world that many coaches have used in an effort to help lift their teams when they face what appear to be insurmountable odds. The saying goes: “They put their pants on one leg at time,” or something very…
“Madoff” or “Ponzi-Type” Tax Losses
“Madoff” or “Ponzi-Type” Tax Losses Update: 12/9/09 Wall Street Journal Article: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124623441944466541.html In addition to other good information about the type and amount of refunds people are obtaining it says in the last paragraph: “On Monday, Sen. Charles Schumer (D., N.Y.) proposed a bill that seeks to further expand the carry-back period up to six…